reccer!

panic! at the disco

2018-10-22T19:55:26Z

under construction

LAST UPDATED:
All are at least Ryan/Brendon. Additional pairings noted.
* Collab fics that involve at least one of my favorite authors will not be linked in the 'authors' section, but as an individual fic below.

Authors

softlyforgotten ☆ best known for (&) ☆ favorite (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)	zarah5 ☆ best known for 1d ☆ favorite	addictedkitten \| cyclogenesis \| cloviswest ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)
lilywhitelilith ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	sunday_porch ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	ivesia19 ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)
panic_smile ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	arctic_grey \| beggarsnotes ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2) (3) (4) (5)	piecesof_reeses ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)
arsenicjade ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)

First Tell Me Which Road You Will Take (welltimedsmiles)
Some Die Looking For A Hand To Hold (gen, anon)
if the moon's a balloon (oddishly)
in your eyes, beauty be found (lady_deathangel)
Allow Me To Exaggerate A Memory Or Two & Imagine Knowing Me (fannyt; HP AU)
Catnip (rockme)
What Happened To The Green Fairies (midnatstimen)
We'll Reinvent Love (livinglifeloud)
The Spy Who (Kind of, Sort of, Maybe) Loved Me & A View To Save (spazzyfic)
Made of Silver, Not Clay & Missed Your Skin When You Were East (+ After All Is Said And Done) (scoradh)
Diamonds, Loose (at-the-c-side)
Let It Unfold [just like you're told] (mockturtletale)
Come Back to the Place Where You Are (miss_begonia)
In These Lines (justsmilemore)
But Where Do The Nuns Come In? (lu_fics)
All That We Fear is All That Can Save Us (hidingoutside)
everyone is shaking to your name (knownrendezvous)
Like light ends, with a z (violentfires) listen it's sex pollen where brendon comes in ryan and is still hard afterward and continues fucking him like what the fuck my bareback dreams got 100x better
Dear Catastrophe Waiter (cloviswest)
i lost myself (1842)
Star Shaped & The Lines You Amend (harriet_vane)
Pit Stop at iHope (behindthec)
C (katfix)
Little Blue Fish (cest_what)
The Winner Takes It All (redorchids)
Nothing More Than A Ghost Within A Ghost (Kandakicksass)
white noise and intimate strangers (segs)
Wednesday Night Boys (arsenicjade)

softlyforgotten/zarah5: In Case The Scene Gets Nasty
zarah5: Hold the Pose, Anyone Else But You
softlyforgotten: We Were Heading For The Sea, Thornton Hill, What Happens When Two Substances Collide
arctic_grey: Miguel Sanchez, Whatever Beauty, Iron Neon, Black Rose Season, Posing in a Ballroom, Xenodochy, Just Keep Me Hanging On
cyclogenesis: fuck i dont' fucking know im just horny
lilywhitelilith: Put my enemies to sleep
sunday_porch: The Taste of Red, Not The World's Most Masculine Man, In Medias Res, Rose Is A, There's No 'I',
ivesia19: Learning Curve, The Strip
panic_smile: Mercury, Autumn/Winter
piecesof_reeses: You Got A Crew (I Got A Crew Too)

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aroceu's AO3 Bookmarks Guide

2018-08-29T19:15:52Z

note: "TNU" = "tag needs updating

I use the external bookmarklet (drag & drop into your browser bookmarks bar) in order to import fic that I read on other sites into the AO3 bookmarks.

I bookmark every fic I read, from beginning to end. I am interested in every fic I read from beginning to end. Therefore, I am interested in every fic that I bookmark, while what tags/markings I use will vary depending on my enthusiasm.

♥ My recs ♥ are fic that I rec, as there is a difference between "yeah I read this fic and enjoyed it" vs "I recommend this fic." Works not marked as such will have various reasons, although I will state that sometimes I rec all fic of an author's series if every fic in the series had a significant narrative impact on me, and if I don't it's likely that the other fics in the series were much shorter than whatever fic that I did bookmark.

Superlatives

... are fic that you will very likely find here! They are my favorite, favorite fics and stand out to me significantly more than fics that I've simply recced. Please read them and then scream at/with me about them.

Long Favorites are over 10k.
Short Favorites are less than 10k. Usually at least 1k.
I Love This So Much I've Reread It Multiple Times are fic that I love so much that I've, well, reread it multiple times; it's exemplary of how much I love it.

Important

These are certain things I like to keep track of in fic, and would probably otherwise make a list for if AO3 bookmark tags didn't come in handy.

Yay Bottom Ryan!! - Bottom Ryan Ross in bandom. Usually has some element of porn, but I may include just in terms of general dynamic too. (Includes sub Ryan.) TNU
This Made Me Cry IRL :'(
Penguins
Read This As A Joke Probably Written As A Joke But I Loved It Anyway Because My Life Is A Joke
IRL Laughter That Makes The Public Look At Me Weird

By Trope, Cliche, Style, etc. of interest

... of mine, not yours or what's popular. Probably a large reason I read one of these fics in the first place was precisely of the trope/cliche/format/whatever in question.

Trope: High School AU
Trope: Amnesia
Trope: Parallel Universe
Trope: Ghosts
Trope: Vampires
Trope: University AU
Trope: Non-canon Rivalry
Trope: Satire
Trope: Fake Dating
Trope: Secret Admirer
Trope: Genderswap F/F
Trope: Chatfic
Trope: Comedy of Errors
Trope: Fandom AU
Trope: Deaging
Trope: Animal Transformation
Trope: Role Reversal
Trope: Hogwarts AU
Trope: Superpowers
Trope: Timeplay (time travel, time loop)
Trope: Undercover Seduction
Trope: Heistfic
Trope: Love Under Influence
Trope: Kidnapping
Trope: Kidfic
Trope: Bond
Trope: Step-siblings
Trope: Infidelity
Trope: Selfcest
Trope: Childhood Friends
Trope: Werewolves
Trope: Reincarnation
Trope: Summer Camp

Standout: Friendship
Standout: Kink
Standout: Angst
Standout: Character Study
Standout: IRL Accuracy
Standout: Plot Only
Standout: Pianists
Standout: Side Romance

Questionable Crossover

!nostalgic(?)

(Self-Reference) Organizational

Fandom Less Read are fics for fandoms that I don't read very often, for the most part. They aren't visible in the sidebar. List: Community, Teen Wolf, Frozen (2013), X-Men First Class, Merlin, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon, This Is Where It Starts (commercial), Attack on Titan, Haikyuu!!, Kuroko No Basuke, Psych, Hamilton, Meet the Robinsons, Brooklyn 99
Spank Bank (currently named Jerkoff Material) get me hot 'n bothered like no other.
(Gift)
Trollfics
Meta (not fic)

(Self-Reference) To Reread

Since I'm in the process of revising all my bookmarks and tagging them appropriately (on top of, y'know, also reading fic and bookmarking more), there are a lot of fic I read at least five years ago that I need to reread to assess if I want to rec them or not, what tags I want to add to them, etc. These tags are really not useful for anyone except for me, but here's a brief blurb on each of them, anyway.

To Reread (but I still remember details) are sharper in my mind's eye, and are generally accurately labeled if I rec them or not.
To Reread (I don't remember shit), also self-explanatory, contains no recs.

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all time favs

2017-07-29T17:23:02Z

A list of my absolute, absolute favorite fics that I love all equally and at maximum capacity for a variety of reasons, over my many years of reading fanfiction on the internet. Definitely not a "best of" list - which can't be qualified, anyway - but more that everything on this list hits me in all the right places, and at the right time(s).

Look, I even made a banner.

( this list may or may not be disastrously outdated considering it was first on tumblr )

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favorite authors

2017-03-07T09:19:00Z

While a few of these authors may be friends, my reccing them and their work comes entirely from a place of genuine respect and admiration for said work, and says absolutely nothing about the nature of my relationship with them. They are here also because I am enthusiastic about their writing in general, not for a particular fic itself—though of course I might have favorites.

This may be redundant to this journal, for which I apologize. Regardless, this list is authors whose interests have overlapped my own and whose fic I have read in multiple fandoms so they are not just one of my favorite for a certain thing, but also in general.

See specific fandom rec lists for my favorite authors for specific fandoms (as in, I have not read a lot of their fics for other fandoms but I have read most/all of their fics for the fandom in question.)

In reverse alphabetical order, just because.

static_abyss | static_abyss | Teen Wolf, Super Junior, Merlin
Best Known For: Various
Note: Sometimes it upsets me that static_abyss is not recced as much as she should be! She doesn't write a lot of longfics, but she does write a lot in general (see her LJ masterlist) and everything she writes is deliberate, like capturing an array of snapshots to compile a full narrative arc - a story. My favorite thing by her is still Nombre, que bueno (Oh man, that's great), an absolutely hilarious Erica & Scott fic bonding over their Mexican heritage while Stiles looks on in complete loss. Her characterization is generally great and her writing is fluid and just enough.

paperclipbitch | paperclipbitch | X-Men: First Class, Merlin
Best Known For: Various; on AO3, If You Liked The Book, You'll Hate The Movie
Note: I am almost absolutely sure that teacup 'verse (Merlin) was my first paperclipbitch fic, and also still one of the only Merlin fics that actually sticks with me. (My Merlin attention span is limited.) Still, during that week I went on a random Alex/Hank binge in 2013, her two fics - aforementioned "If You Liked The Book," and also 'til you fall from grace are still my absolute favorites despite the other, like, 50 fics I read. paperclipbitch's writing in general is incredible and funny and fun to read, a high-polished charm with satisfaction in every word.

nicheinhischest | One Direction, Teen Wolf
Best Known For: Niall/Zayn (One Direction) - specifically this is no bridget jones - & Scott/Isaac (Teen Wolf)
Note: tinbj is my all-time favorite One Direction fic, and not just because it's my OTP - and, I mean, a lot of nicheinhischest's fic is basically my favorite too. nicheinhischest writes with such grace and minimalism that a scene could pack a punch, or just dive you further into the story without you even realizing it. There is a conversational quality to their style, with extraordinary syntax and skillful use of colloquialisms sprinkled among authentic dialogue and a slice-of-life seeming story, always telling more than it seems on the surface. It's lucky that they write my Teen Wolf OTP too, otherwise I would've been seriously parched in that area.

necessarian | renaissance | Haikyuu!!, Harry Potter, Merlin
Best Known For: Haikyuu!! - specifically by any other name (not exemplary) - & Jaime/Brienne (A Song of Ice And Fire) - specifically Before Destruction
Note: memorde's writing is refreshingly implicit; there are always clear undertones beneath each of her words, making for a story more meaningful as a whole with lively scenes and rapid-fire dialogue. Her humor-writing in particular, blended with gen or just-enough and not-over-the-top romance, makes for memorable reads; at the same time, there is always a note of character exploration with everything she writes, and carefully crafted narratives that see the story both as a whole and the movement within. Her style in particular delivers reading without effort, which I think is pretty indicative that a perfect amount of effort was put in the first place.

hollycomb | formerdinosaur | snooter | South Park, Toy Story, assorted others
Best Known For: Various
Note: hollycomb's fic is renowned in a lot of fandoms, and for good reason: her writing style in general is always fun and captivating, and her stories always read to be professionally crafted and delivered with balanced thought and intent. It's almost too easy to read a lot of her writing in one setting, because not only do her stories take you from scene to scene like a gently pushing wave, but because there's usually more to find out and explore, a conscious presence with still that lingering anticipation with every word she writes.

harriet_vane | passe_simple | One Direction, The Social Network RPF, Bandom
Best Known For: Liam/Louis (One Direction), Andrew/Jesse (The Social Network RPF)
Note: I can never tire of harriet_vane's fic. All of their stories are satisfying to read; and more than that, but always have an emotional and narrative consistency that not only makes story feel like a uniform, organic story, but also that their characters are very real, as well as struggles and dynamic. There is always something more complex beneath the surface, characters with dimensional feelings and problems, stories telling real stories. And their writing is so readable and yet professional that there is truly no envy, just being enraptured and in awe.
I also really want to add that they write a lot of kidfic and I'm a sucker for kidfic where kids are written well and they just... are an expert at that. Like I have never read better-written fic than h_v's, in either original fiction or fanfiction. I truly cannot stress enough how any fics of theirs that feature kids in any capacity (which is at least, like, half) are top tier, an evident weakness for both themselves and also me.

genisaurion | gasume | caustic_destiny | South Park, Super Junior, Pokémon, original
Best Known For: Where No Leaf Blooms (South Park), assorted Super Juniors
Note: The hilarious story of my and genisaurion's friendship is that I loved WNLB when I was in South Park (in 2008); two years later I had fallen into Super Junior hell the same time I incidentally found him actively writing suju fic as well. His writing in particular has an easygoing narrative quality in style, an audible readability that encompasses you just beyond the story. But his stories in particular are also well-crafted and deliberate, an enjoyable experience all around. My favorite fic of his (after all these years) is still Saving Private Sungmin, and then some - he does crack straight up so well.

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haikyuu!!

2017-02-14T15:38:34Z

LAST UPDATED: 2017 (last read in 2016)

Chin Up, We're Not Over Yet by darkmagicalgirl
Kiyoko/Yui, G, oneshot [long]
Yui is hard at work wooing Shimizu... to play for the girls volleyball team. Shimizu may have missed that last part.

Coincidence by memorde
Oikawa/Suga, PG-13, oneshot [long]
coincidence • n. 1 a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection. 2 correspondence in nature or in time of occurrence. (The Concise Oxford Dictionary, Tenth Edition, p. 278)

Drunk Seijou Get Surprised With Puppies by skytramps
gen, G, oneshot
a buzzfeed video

love in the time of wifi by dalyeau
Akaashi/Bokuto, G, oneshot
Akaashi is coming to terms with the fact that he might be romantically interested in his volleyball captain. Hence, doing what any sixteen year old with a problem should do. He asks about it online.

open close by cosmostasis
Kageyama/Kindaichi, PG-13, oneshot [long]
[ 17:11 ] Unknown: I knew you’d come around :>
“Look at that emoji,” Hinata says, like they aren't already looking at it. “I trust that emoji. I trust this person.”
“You just accused them of being a fifty-year-old stalker,” Kageyama reminds him.
“I said they could be a fifty-year-old stalker,” Hinata corrects. “There’s a difference.” He shakes Kageyama’s arm; Kageyama nearly trips over a rock trying to get away. “Come on, come on— ask them what their name is!”

steeped in burning flowers by onecentpipit
Kageyama/Hinata, G, oneshot [long]
Shouyou definitely isn't stripping petals off flowers to figure out whether Kageyama likes him.
That would mean leaving it to chance.

(you are) here, there, everywhere by Anonymous
Akaashi/Ennoshita, PG-13, oneshot [long]
“Oh,” Konoha says suddenly, staring up at the ceiling with Akaashi like he might find answers there, “is this about your boyfriend?”
“He’s not my boyfriend,” Akaashi replies on autopilot.
“You kids are so technical these days,” Konoha says, as though he is not a mere one year older than Akaashi. “He’s basically your boyfriend. You guys watch movies together every other week and message each other on LINE in between.”
“As friends,” Akaashi corrects.
“As friends,” Konoha mocks.

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the social network rpf

2016-05-04T23:16:58Z

LAST UPDATED: 4 May 2016
All are Andrew/Jesse. Additional pairings noted.
All Fruit by Emilys_List
(+ Emma/Andrew/Jesse, Emma/Andrew, Emma/Jesse) NC-17, chaptered
[On comparing kissing Andrew Garfield and Ryan Gosling] “Apples and oranges, you know? I love all fruit." - Emma Stone. A love story about time and the way we change.

All The Stars And Bleeding Hearts by torakowalski
(+ Emma/Joe, Justin/Britney) NC-17, oneshot [long]
Notting Hill AU. In which Jesse runs a bookstore, Andrew is a famous film star and they’re both faily dorks in love.

Aspects by Poose
NC-17, oneshot [long]
For the prompt: "Andrew makes Jesse watch his films during sex."

Forever Can Never Be Long Enough, Or The Earl Of Epsom Takes A Husband by torakowalski
(+ misc) NC-17, chaptered-length
Regency AU. When Andrew Garfield, the new Earl of Epsom, returns from the Peninsula War to find his ancestral home mortgaged to the hilt, he must marry Jesse Eisenberg, his parents’ mysterious ward, in order to save his family from ruin.

The Giraffe Notes by jeyhawk
NC-17, chaptered
The impossible love story of a mouse and a giraffe featuring a crush that last a decade, a very grateful movie star, the fine art of falling in love over the internet, a possibly naughty tattoo, three awesome friends, cats, nerves, and a spectacular first date.

If you can't be touched by ragandboneshopoftheheart
R, oneshot [long]
Andrew and Jesse are cast as the leads in an adaptation of classic gay novel Giovanni's Room. Over months of filming and sharing an apartment in Paris, the overlap between their feelings and their characters' becomes hard for them to handle.

In motion by Yellowwolf
NC-17, oneshot [long]
Of course, out of everyone on the plane, Jesse has to be seated next to the person who has his book. If this is the universe’s way of a cosmic joke, then Jesse isn’t finding it very funny.

The Long Affair by Emilys_List
NC-17, chaptered
Jesse and Andrew hang out, have sex, fight, and fall in love, from Boston to Los Angeles to Europe. Oh and they also make and promote and are awarded for a movie called The Social Network. Perhaps you've heard of it.

she's so beautiful (and i tell her every day) by Anonymous
NC-17, oneshot
Prompt: I honestly just want girl!Andrew-on-girl!Jesse (or vice versa, WHATEVER!) Porn would be amazing, but a background story would be pretty sweet too.

Shelter by harriet_vane
NC-17, chaptered-length
From the kinkmeme prompt: Some sort of AU vaguely based on Shelter! For whatever reason, Jesse has to take care of Hallie and give up his dream of being an actor. He ends up working in a dead end job when former, now successful friend (Andrew) returns home. They fall in love, etc, only Jesse can't go away with him because he has a responsibility to his family. CUE ANGST.

Ten Cups of Coffee (A Love Story) by harriet_vane
PG-13, oneshot [long]
A Starbucks + grad school AU
Andrew Garfield: "There was a very American, romanticized idea that I had in my head about what it would be like to work in a coffee shop. I thought of coffee shops as the kind of place where you met really smart, interesting, quirky [people] with thick, black-rimmed glasses."

Untitled (#2) by wordgasmic
NC-17, oneshot
The one where Jesse is Andrew's good little housewife, dress and all.

you know my wandering days are over by pidgeoned
(+ Armie/Max) PG-13, oneshot [long]
Andrew and Jesse meet in the lift. Repeatedly.

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miscellaneous

2016-03-15T18:46:17Z

★ These recs are for fandoms that I have mostly only read only one fic of and would like to rec the respective fic, due to that I don't actively search out fic for the fandom in question and was instead recced it by a friend/others or because of the associated author.
★ Due to this, this archive does not have a 'years active' note as I was never particularly active for the fanfiction aspect of the fandom in the first place.

More Than Human by sbj
PG-13, chaptered, work in progress
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Pocketful of Sunshine by conditionally
Onew, OT5 gen, oneshot [long]
au; psychology major lee jinki gets the opportunity of a lifetime to work at a prestigious psychiatric clinic. it's there that he meets five curious boys with unusual stories. it's there that he makes a name for himself.

Theories About Nuclear Winter by hollycomb
Calvin/Susie, oneshot [long]
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie his timing is not great.

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merlin rpf

2016-01-26T14:58:42Z

LAST UPDATED: 2012
All are Bradley/Colin
Accented by antihysteric
R, oneshot
It starts when Bradley goes to get lunch from craft services.

The Colour of Cartoon Sunshine by junkshop_disco
NC-17, chaptered
As filming for the second series draws to a close, Colin thinks his biggest problem is evading one of Bradley’s goodbye hugs. It isn’t. It’s that he’s about to do something that’s fourteen different kinds of stupid: fall in love.

Untitled by derryere
R, oneshot [long]
In which Bradley thinks people should call him to hang out and do stuff.

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merlin

2016-01-26T14:43:13Z

LAST UPDATED: 2015
All are Arthur/Merlin
→RPF rec list←
But It's A Good Refrain by lady_ragnell
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Arthur doesn't care much about the popular radio program Dragon's Lonely Hearts until his ex-girlfriend calls in to slag him off and get advice. When he calls in and has an on-air argument with the host, it starts off more than he expected, including meddling friends, overinvolved fans, and maybe love.

Camelot's Sweethearts by mariana_oconnor
(Will/Merlin), (Arthur/Sophia), (past Arthur/Morgana), R, chaptered
Arthur is a film star, Merlin is his personal assistant who might, possibly be head over heels in love with him. However, Arthur’s more interested in his ex, Morgana, and then the mysterious Sophia to notice… Oh, and Will is awesome.

The Crown of the Summer Court by astolat
NC-17, oneshot [long]
"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."

Despoiled by astolat
NC-17, oneshot [long]
In which various people become various things they weren't before.

Next Time, I Will Remember This And I Will Say 'No' by paperclipbitch
NC-17, chaptered
“Arthur wants you to pretend to be him so that he doesn’t have to get married to Princess Helena?”

Pairing: Pendragon/Merlin by Anonymous
R, chaptered
Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta

Post-it Note Romance by fuzzytomato
R, warning for bullying, oneshot [long]
Merlin has never had a secret admirer before so he’s fairly certain this one has the wrong guy.

We’re A Storm In Somebody Else’s Teacup by paperclipbitch
(Merlin/Will), (Arthur/Lancelot), PG-13, chaptered
In which Gwen’s passive-aggressive revenge leads to, amongst other things, Merlin making a new friend.

You Say Tomato and I Say Tomahto by aeroport_art
PG, oneshot
Arthur and Merlin have their own interpretations of what the hell happened That Night. They're both wrong and kind of deluded. But they still get lucky, so who's counting?

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teen wolf

2016-01-26T08:35:08Z

LAST UPDATED: 2014
it's been a long cold lonely winter by vlieger
Scott/Isaac, PG-13, oneshot [long]
Scott frowns at his mom's favourite rosebush for a long time before he says, "I just have feelings."

Nombre, que bueno (Oh man, that's great) by static_abyss
Scott & Erica, PG-13, oneshot
Latina Erica Reyes is so important for 100 reasons, and 23 of those are Erica talking shit in Spanish with Scott going “Oh shit! Damn! Erica told you!” in the background. (x)

a place in this world by nicheinhischest
Scott & Stiles, (Scott/Isaac), PG-13, oneshot
Nothing sensible happens in Beacon Hills High School after hours. Honestly, nothing sensible happens in Beacon Hills High School ever but, you know. Running from werewolves, running from hunters, running from Jackson in the shape of a giant lizard man-baby - it’s not exactly within the realm of normal high school experiences to begin with.
But this day, in particular? This one takes the cake.
It takes the whole damn bakery, if you ask Stiles.

We're Friends When You're On Your Knees by narceus
Allison/Lydia, NC-17, oneshot [long]
Six and a half days out of the week, Allison runs her own life, her college classes, the entire Argent family (currently rebuilding!), her position and responsibilities in the pack, and even the occasional need to eat and sleep, just fine.
She and Lydia are taking up a new hobby, the last night of the week. Something about stress relief. And ropes. It's definitely about ropes.
Allison is pretty sure that she hated being tied up during hunter training, but it turns out that it's a little different when Lydia's the one doing the tying. Who knew?

what if it was you by nicheinhischest
Scott/Isaac, (Allison/Lydia), PG-13, oneshot [long]
Stiles assesses the pile of board games for a long moment before pulling out one in particular and dumping its contents on Scott's floor. “We need a plan like Mouse Trap. Look. We'll call it How To Avoid All Of Life's Obstacles And Win Isaac's Heart."
Scott laughs. "What the hell, Stiles, he's not a piece of cheese."
"Okay, but," Stiles waves a hand at the mess of a board game as he starts to set it up, "it's like, a metaphor for your life, dude. You are the mouse. Isaac is the cheese. This boot thing - I dunno what that is, but it's not good."

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ROADMAP TO TSN FIC

2016-01-03T08:41:46Z

This is for anyone who's like "I want to read TSN fic and I've never read TSN fic before where do I start??" or you're just like "Aro give me some TSN fic recs" and I'm like "*tsn fics spill out of my pockets* oh my god I'm sorry nO WAIT DON'T JUST START PICKING THEM AT RANDOM I NEED TO ORGANIZE THEM BEFORE I GIVE THEM TO YOU.*"

So yeah.

I don't think there's a "way" to read TSN fic, though to get the best experience (my experience) there are just some stories that you have to start out with, you know? Once you get some of the classics out of the way, you know what you're looking for and then you start looking up fic by rating/genre/length/era.

This is a post where I can compile all that for you. ALSO I'm doing this because I have been asked (multiple times) for TSN fic recs at length and considering I've been doing nothing but reading TSN fic for the past ~~six months~~ ~~year~~ year and a half, I am honored to take on this duty. I wasn't active in TSN fandom when everyone else was active, I'm... just a fan. Who came to say hi.

My TSN rec list | My RPF rec list

CLASSICS

These are the fics I label as the 'classics', although tbh there are a lot of classics (nearly any TSN fic is a classic in all honesty) so it doesn't actually MEAN anything. They're just the gateway fics to make you even more emotional after you've already watched the movie and demand and thirst for more stories and stories because these fics made you almost as emotional as you were when you first watched the movie?? (Almost, we are not Aaron Sorkin yet.)

I would say these can be read in any order but I did list them in the order that I would personally read them.

★ Never Marry For Money - the we accidentally woke up married one and then we become friends with benefits :^)
★ Boy Falls From The Sky - SPIDER WARDO. SPIDER WARDOOOOOOO. this is my favorite spiderwardo fic (ok every spiderwardo fic is my favorite, but,)
★ sweet on you - the bakery AU, where Facebook happens but Mark and Eduardo don't meet until after Facebook and Eduardo is a baker
★ Best Practices In Workplace Relationships - the one where Mark is Mark and Eduardo applies to be the personal assistant of the CEO of Facebook :^)

POST-DEPOSITION RECONCILIATION - CANON

Post-depo recon fic is honestly my favorite, if I had to pick an... era, trope, whatever you want to call it. I LIKE THE ANGSTY ENDING but I gotta see Mark and Eduardo back together again, rebuilding themselves. That's what fic is for :')

★ write it on the skyline - Mark thinks Eduardo died in a plane crash and there's a lot of angst and it's REALLY GOOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL I CRIED
★ Throw Your Back Into It - they are fuck buddies and Eduardo is trying to find ways to continuously please Mark sexually even though Mark is still being an asshole
★ Drive All Night - the one where they communicate via a car that reads out loud your facebook feed. because technology is amazing.
★ Trivial Pursuits - THE TRIVIA GAME ONE!!
★ Cryptography for Beginners - Mark sends Eduardo encrypted messages and Eduardo doesn't exactly want to decrypt them, except he does
★ these things get louder - the one where Mark finds out extremely belatedly that everyone thought he and Eduardo were dating
★ almost finally, finally - THE SUPER DUPER AWESOME SEQUEL TO THE ONE ABOVE WITH ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP DRAMA AND TENSION STILL AND HHGGGG
★ There I Fixed It - the one where mark fucks shit up on purpose to get eduardo's attention. ok mark.
★ I'm Alright (I Just Forget You All The Time) - Eduardo is depressed (and the depression is handled so well and realistically) and Mark is such a good help and I just, I cry, I love them so much ;__;
★ The star to every wandering bark - this is just so good, and so slow, and I'm so *clenches fist*
★ How One Thing Leads to Another, A Story of Coincidence - this is way way way in the future when Mark and Eduardo are oldies and it gives me feelings about these old men BUT YOU KNOW WHat I love it. there's just. parents :") and. adults. and. I weep
★ what a vulgar moon - Mark tries to get it on with some people but... Eduardo is a snarky bastard
★ i'll be watching you - Mark hacks into Eduardo's webcam and, as usual, has questionable ethics
★ Murphy's Law - Eduardo/Mark & Chris/Dustin (and ot4 eeeeee) roadtrip fic B))
★ been at this far too long - lots of hate-y sex and vague reconciliation, i LOVE it
★ Your Bed's Too Big For The Room It's In - PORNY, FUCKED UP, I LOVE IT SO MUCH
★ Your Fluttering Fingers On My Skin - Eduardo has to teach Mark how to dance for a charity event 8)
★ Strength In Numbers - the one where Mark swears that he has a point. also, bathroom sex.
★ Delays in Communicating - EXCELLENT
★ with your breezeblocks - this is like, THE ideal post-depo recon
★ the further I fall I'm beside you - this is GREAT

POST-DEPOSITION RECONCILIATION - AU

BASICALLY still post-depo recon fics except this time there are AU elements (either after the deposition, or just in terms of world) that don't quite make it a movie-canon fic, even though the events of the movie still happen. Just in different ways.

★ guess it's hard to fall - the A/B/O one, aka the omegaverse fic that changed my life, aka I really fucking love this fic please
★ the time is come when the day is done - the zombie apocalypse one where, uh. there's a zombie apocalypse
★ the secrets you don't show - ANOTHER SPIDERWARDO WE ARE BLESSED
★ Sky That's Always Blue - the one where Eduardo controls the weather
★ You Think You've Changed Your Mind - the one where Mark gets telepathy out of nowhere... post-depositions. by telepathy I mean he's just reading Eduardo's thoughts. without any control. also: phonesex!
★ with you in any water - Eduardo is bipolar and I cry a lot (in a good way not in a romanticized mental illness way I promise)
★ We're Just Ashes and Wine - THE ONE WHERE MARK GETS INTO JAIL SO EDUARDO VISITS HIM AND THERE IS ANGST AND H/C AND FORGIVENESS

HARVARD ERA - CANON

Because nothing hurts more than what they used to be.

★ crept out out the front door slow - the one where Eduardo makes out with guys when he's drunk, and then it gets angsty
★ One Foot Off The Ground - Mark blows a lot of people, then he has sex with Eduardo. also a lot. and then there's angst. and basically it's just heartbreaking and really good. also it's the prequel to a series that is not OTP friendly but it's still wonderfully written and this fic has the most E/M moments but you should read this when you're alone and have a lot of time and chocolate and tissues with you, not when you're walking around the MOMA with your family

HARVARD ERA - ALTERNATE REALITIES

The one where they are HAPPY IN HARVARD and the dilution does NOT HAPPEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH

★ hepburn had it easy - the my fair lady AU, which is just so T__T it concerns the final clubs, ohoho
★ Call Me (any, anytime) the tech help AU!
★ Relationship Status: It was always about you - the coffee shop AU
★ Help, I'm Alive - zombie apocalypse at college, my favorite
★ What You See Is What You Get - THE ONE WHERE THEY ADOPT CATS AND it's the cutest thing ever and Mark loves cats and is in denial about it
★ Anatomy of an Unfortunate Seduction - Mark seduces Eduardo, there is a lot of secondhand embarrassment, and I squeal
★ Powerless - the one where Mark has a sprained wrist and has Needs so... Eduardo helps him out...
★ kitty!mark - what it says on the tin. erm. yeah.

TSN-LENGTH AU

Basically fics that go through the time span of the actual movie (from Harvard Mark to CEO Mark) but there are heavy AU elements because these are, well, AU fics. Except Facebook still happens.

★ In Every Line Of Code - the one where Eduardo is Mark's robot
★ In Webs and Knots - tHE EPIC BDSM AU where Mark and Eduardo's relationship is ~not all as it seems~ and now Eduardo needs to come back to California for Mark and reveal it all. secrets are exposed. sexy secrets.
★ All the Better - the werewolf-community fic because werewolf Eduardo is *clenches fist* and violent Mark/Eduardo is *clenches toes*
★ Holes In You - this is so satisfying and tender and angsty and hrhrughg barfs out my feelings

NO DILUTION OR DEPOSITION

Same tbh

★ Threads - the one where they get married so Eduardo doesn't get deported
★ feels like we could escape - the road trip fic ;A;
★ No Need Coming Back for What He Already Had - "You don't think Wardo was involved, do you? I mean, do you think..." oh Sean are you in for a surprise :^)
★ (Your Doors Are) Wide Open - eduardo gets a fake (omc) boyfriend for investment. mark is jealous
★ the fuse is burning - FUCK OR DIE FUCK OR DIE!!! well mostly fuck or put up with an incorrigible Mark Zuckerberg for the rest of your life

MARK MEETS EDUARDO AFTER FACEBOOK

Yep, this is the "Mark meets Eduardo after Facebook" fic list, because sometimes life would've been better for them if Eduardo hadn't given Mark the startup because they were best friends and classmates. Or would it have been?? Read these (awesome!) fics to find out :D This is like canon, but altered canon, and I'm so glad it's a popular thing.

★ call to me with words i never knew - Eduardo is an investor who is looking into buying shares in Facebook, and also just hanging out with Mark :^)
★ Harbors Of My Own - the bachelor auction one!
★ kept boy - the kept boy one, except then it gets angsty and there's so much heckign backstory and it's good and painful

BORDERLINE CRACK

'Borderline crack' I know isn't what most people would go to in this fandom for immediate reading but... sometimes you gotta have some cute and funny shit that also happens to be totally ridiculous (either in style or premise) to balance out the angst!!

★ on the path unwinding - the Wardolope one. as in antelope (not cantaloupe.)
★ Pilea involucrata - PLANTWARDO. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
★ Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea PENGUINS
★ Cats Are Creepy - cat!Mark. I have such a not-guilty-pleasure for this trope, and cat Mark just makes me. wail. wEH
★ Weather the Storm. And the snow and the hail and the wind and the sun - Eduardo is a weather god. yup.
★ Soco Amaretto Lime - this is a crossover with Kris Allen and Adam Lambert and frankly I love it
★ Fuck You, Flip Flops - glkjlskdjglkJGLSKJGLKJSLDKGJ SDGLKJSDG
★ When Gabe Saporta and Eduardo Saverin first met - HOW IS THIS NOT MY FAVORITE FIC IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKIN WORLD

MEMORY LOSS

This fandom ALWAYS does amnesia (and amnesia-like tropes) straight. I love it. Thank you fandom.

★ How to Make a Second Chance - 2004 & 2007 Mark switch places. Cue chaos
★ just the memory of your face - Mark loses his memory and has no idea who his husband is
★ The Perverse Clarity of Nostalgia - Eduardo has amnesia after their reconciliation and I cry. I cry so much.
★ forgiving what we cannot forget - OH HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHERE EDUARDO HAS AMNESIA good job everyone
★ old roads i go down - I am so disgusting in love with this one where Mark has amnesia and Eduardo is a dick to him I LOVE THIS OEN

THE KIDFIC & DEAGING LIST

I loooooove kidfic. It's actually really rare for me to be invested in something with two grown ass adults BUT that is what TSN is for. And it's also convenient basis and fodder for kidfic, and I KNOW Mark and Eduardo would make excellent fathers, so I am just. Alway happy about this.

Also I just like it when they're children? For some reason?

★ And everything nice - the one where Mark has a baby and hires non-canon nanny!Eduardo
★ The House I Grew Up In - Eduardo turns into a kid while they're in Harvard and likes Mark best
★ for now we are young - the one where Eduardo turns into a kid AFTER the depositions and Mark is such a good (but also not really) surrogate guardian :D
★ here comes the sun - the big fluffy fic of daddy Mark and GUESS WHAT HIS KID'S NAME IS MAX JUST LIKE IRL. also it's long and named after a Beatles song
★ mockingbirds - where Eduardo's kid is the most mischievous kid ever AND I LOVE HER and Mark and Eduardo are delightfully awkward around each other but also gay. also Mark draws.

HIGH SCHOOL AUS

Every fandom needs its high school AUs and TSN doesn't fail to deliver!! I adore all of these and want everyone to read them, they are all good and glorious in their own ways.

★ you go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me - the one that's named after a taylor swift lyric
★ Unexpected Relations - (one of) the step brothers AU where there is a lot of pining and feelings and I'm emotional
★ sure to fall (in love with you) - the popular kid/nerd one ;))
★ Let The Future In - the one where they're neighbors
★ Love In A Major Key - the music/marching band one where MARK PLAYS PIANO AND I DIE
★ we've got the dream's disease - a good ol high school AU where Synapse is the new Facebook
★ the years they come and go (but today is here to stay) - THE SUMMER LOVIN AU
★ Whispers in the Dark - THE SUMMER CAMP AU!!! god I love this fandom so much
★ A Teenager In Love - I REALLY ADORE THIS ONE A LOT I DON'T THINK IT HAS ENOUGH LOVE
★ been here all along - DUSTIN AND CHRIS-centric but with really cute E/M in the background. basically a Mean Girls + You Belong With Me AU
★ too young and heads too strong - my favorite genderswap high school AU for this fandom, t b q h
★ In motion - the one where they're on the cross country team and it's GREAT AND FUN AND I LOVE DYING OVER BOYS WHO RUN I GUESS?

CRIME/MOB/MAFIA/LEGAL FIC

Classic trope especially for an empire like Facebook and shit. Basically a lot of mob stuff going on or crime syndicates or being agents or breaking the law or whatever, IT'S JUST A LOT OF FUN. You know, that sort of thing.

★ You Only Live Twice - the one where Eduardo becomes a CIA agent and then - oh no - his mission is to protect Facebook
★ The Twelve Labors of Sean Parker - the one where Sean is my favorite narrator ever and there is AWESOME MAFIA WORLDBUILDING and also they're all sort of like mutants, or superheroes, and I just love this fic a lot ok
★ lost and found - eduardo gets kidnapped. because of Mark. good job u guys
★ I Have But One Heart - mafia AND kidnap fic. that is long. and Eduardo is still my favorite. that is all
★ undocumented feature - the tech dystopian fic, wherein I'm a huge nerd because I love it so much, and also.... it's amazing
★ Another Vision of Us - THE ONE WHERE THEY'RE ALL CON ARTISTS and pull off cons and shit and also . I am gay
★ No Sympathy For The Devil - THE MAFIA/GANG AU. This is so intricate and well-thought out; the worldbuilding in this is FABULOUS
★ House of Cards - SO SO SO FUN and ridiculous and plotty and fUN

TIME TRAVEL/PLAY

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OF COURSE

★ Erasing footsteps - Eduardo wishes upon a star and changes the past also I scream
★ Timeline - tHE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE AU AND I'M JUST *CLENCHES FIST*
★ Complication With Optimistic Outcome - Mark is a lowkey time traveler but like 99% of the fic is in multiple other POVs. it's like 80% gen and IT'S SO GOOD. IT'S MY FAVORITE. IT'S MY FAAAAAAVORITE I'M GONNA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WITH HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIC??? GO d
★ world enough and time - ANOTHER time's traveler's wife au because WHY THE FUCK NOT!!!

VAMPIRE AUS

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME

★ take a bite of me - kinkmeme fill. vampire hunting. eduardo is sexy. we're all hot for him.
★ The Fountain - Mark is the fountain of youth, Eduardo is a vampire?? I'm gay????
★ And if I can't have everything, well, then just give me a taste
★ Punch and Puncture
★ The vampire one that doesn't have a proper title
★ Carved Your Name Into Me - this is... such a fucking trip, I love it so much

CROSSOVERS/FANDOM FUSIONS

TSN crossovers/fandom fusions are a specific brand of wonderful that I've honestly never encountered in any other fandom before. Mark and Eduardo's relationship is always played up so well and I love it so much?? anyway

★ Albatross - shout out to this fic for being my favorite TSN fic of all time because I am LOST trash but it's not a lot of LOST-yness, it's mostly Eduardo and Mark trapped on a tropical island, just the same island that's on LOST. You don't need to watch it to read it!!! it's very good regardless
★ winters have come and gone - I LOVE TO FUCKING DIE. this is the Narnia AU that's SO FUCKING GOOD and I just HURT because I HATE EVERYTHING, I HATE EVERYTHING, I'M ALWAYS WOUND UP BECAUSE OF THIS FIC
★ Places That Don't Know My Name - tHE DOCTOR WHO FUSION that will break your heart even if you don't Doctor Who because I sure fuckin' don't
★ Place Between Here and the Destination - and then, the sequel
★ X Marks The Spot - the Boy A crossover-fusion... you don't have to have watched the movie to see it, but... it's better (worse) if you do ;a;
★ Shermer's Theory - the Another Earth AU, though honestly I think it's a lot better if you read it if/when you HAVEN'T seen AE yet. if you have you'll probably know what happens, but it is just so so enjoyable when you haven't watched the movie \o/
★ No Wealth and No Ruin - the Dead Like Me fusion. iT'S SO GOOD. I cried. it's also super long.
★ The Rules of Endogamy - the hdm (daemons!) verse, though you don't need to HDM to read it :^) it's actually a little bit more Mark/Erica than Mark/Eduardo, but there is a heaping amount of both and I just. I love them all so much.
★ He's a Riot - this is gen (with Mark & Eduardo friendship) BUT IT'S A NOW YOU SEE ME CROSSOVER FUSION SO ??
★ Five Birds with One Stone - the strangers on a train AU except you don't need to know SOAT to read this. it's just so. WAILS
★ With Secrets at our Fingertips - THE SUPER LONG AND AMAZING CURSE WORKERS AU I don't even curse workers but it's so good. listen.
★ All Our Errors On Repeat - the groundhog day AU one where you don't need to groundhog day AU to read and basically I am the equivalent of a thousand frogs shrieking in agony
★ If I could take it all back then I would (But I won't) - here's another fucking groundhog day au because no one has any chill, ever. also there is, like, wallkissing? my fav thing ever?
★ the Zombieland crossover (you SHOULD z-land before reading this because Jesse is a wonderful Columbus, but) where Eduardo falls in love with Mark, in another world. meanwhile Marilyn is awesome
★ call & response - based on What Dreams May Come except you don't gotta watch/read it. basically it's just post death angst and fills me with a lot of angsty glee :D
★ The Fragile - Never Let Me Go AU. as you do. incredible and HAPPY I promise
★ The Irreplaceable - another NLMG au. GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU CRY.

OTHER AUS

God fucking bless

★ From Cover to Cover - novelist!Mark, and his agent!Eduardo
★ political!verse - POLITICAL VERSE. i love this 'verse so much. and if you want the fics in chronological order: one, two, three, four, five, six
★ Just a Life Story and No Climax - pornstar AU!
★ target locked - I'm fINE IT'S FINE I DON'T NEED TO FEEL ANOTHER THING AGAIN

SHORT STUFF

These are things that are under 5k and don't really fall under any particular category from above, but are still wonderful to read, especially when you just need your E/M fix!! Which I do, all the time.

★ all secrets sleep in winter clothes - the depressed Mark fic, but Eduardo is a sweetheart and I love them both
★ the atlantic was born today - UGH I LOVE THIS
★ Call Me - Eduardo sets Mark's cellphone ringtone to, uh, their sex noises
★ keep the noise low - some lapfucking porn without plot... B)
★ Leave Normal For The Joneses - this one is domestic and sort of relationship/character-explorey and SO GOOD, I LOVE IT
★ It's the wrong kind of place, to be thinking of you. - infidelity fic, Mark is the other woman, I love infidelity fic where Eduardo is the cheater okay SORRY
★ Choppy Waves in the Ocean - HAIR PETTING KINK

CHRIS & DUSTIN

This is a section dedicated to Chris and Dustin, both of whom speak probably less than 50 words in the movie combined, but have been fleshed out by fandom because fandom is amazing. Some of these center around them as a pairing or one of them in particular (and looking like a gen focus), but will always have Eduardo/Mark, either in the background or C&D playing matchmaker for the facebook boyfriends.

★ what not to do when your boss is dating the guy he had erased from his memory: a user's guide by c. hughes - the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind one, because Chris Hughes's life is difficult
★ The (Metaphorical) Parent Trap - DUSTIN IS AWESOME, and gets markwardo together. congrats dude.

OTHER SHIPS I LOVE

there will be more here one day SOZ

★ 139 Embarcadero Rd - EDUARDO/ERICA/MARK
★ What a Girl Wants - Eduardo/Sean, Sean wakes up dfab, this is just.... hilarious

LADIES

LADIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS. there's het and lesbians here. I would separate but there's an equal but minimal amount of each

★ (Like Catching) Sunlight In A Jar - this is actually from Amy's POV, but it's Amy/Dustin and Eduardo/Mark fixit is happening in the background and it is so feel-good and glorious. i LOVE IT
★ And the Whole World Waiting - an AU where Erica and Christy are Mark and Eduardo, who are irrelevant :^))))
★ All BU Girls - .. Erica pegs Mark. also, some E/M
★ years in squares - THE ONE WHERE MY ENFJ MOM MARYLIN HAS A WIFE and becomes Mark's lawyer and watches Markwardo get together and also? I have a heart. apparently.
★ A Closetful of Dildos - I fucking love this one okay it's Erica/Dustin and very side but obviously lovey Mark/Eduardo and also Erica has a crush on Eduardo which #samedude. anyway it's like. really nice to read and coming-of-age-y and I love it
★ Wait a Minute - het cisswap (girl!Mark) but a LOAD OF FUn. eric is such a good genderbent character and at one point Chris says "you heterosexuals are predictable" to everyone else which hard same
★ Rubber Ring - MORE HET GIRL MARK this time though like everyone's a huge family and Mark is pregnant and I love everyone in this bar
★ wonderful is true in truth - this is like, THE best lesbian markwardo out there. ngl. it's so intricately a story I absolutely adore it
★ Under the Sheets - genderswap pwp basically and I am just really g ay for lesbian markwardo
★ The Gender of a Generation - this explores the world of their genders being women SO well I love it also Eduarda has a lot of sex with lots of girls and I cheer her on YOU GO GIRL
★ you see straight through me, don't you - I just love this girl!Eduardo one okay??? yeah it's hetswap but it also makes me emo

THE WIP LIST

Okay I know no one likes to read an abandoned WIP but sometimes there are things you gotta do for the OTP, okay? OR JUST FOR GOODFIC, REALLY.

★ crybaby vanderlyle geeks - oh my go doh og doh OHG O D basically everyone thinks Eduardo's dead/disappeared but he just really has severe amnesia in a country where no one recognizes him and then the Fab Four come and it's just so good and I'm sad forever
★ The Way We Get By - the Shameless AU!!!! you don't need to shameless to read it though B)
★ Kiss By The Book - tbh the best unfinished A/J wip
★ Baby, Nothing Comes For Free - THE PRETTY WOMAN AU
★ Like A Spy Movie After The Cold War Ended - Eduardo and Mark try to set up Dustin/Chris, eXCEPT it's post depositions and it's a lot of E/M plotting and thinking they're being sneaky but also still not being friends, so it's just A LOAD OF FUN
★ untitled - Eduardo sells his facebook shares, Mark is appropriately offended. cue, uh, spontaneous conversations
★ untitled - D/s verse, vaguely like omegaverse but without all the animalistic stuff. really fascinating
★ writer, this is a fill, also where have you gone :( - E/M & C/D post-movie shit where Chris is leaving and Dustin is emo and trying to get everyone back together and Mark is Mark and what the fuck is up with Eduardo THIS FIC IS HONESTLY SO GOOD BUT IF YOU READ IT YOU'LL GET UPSET THAT IT'S A WIP TOO BUT IT'S ALSO GOOD SO WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE OUR HAPPINESS FOR GOOD FIC WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE I'M PERFECTLY OKAY WITH THIS LIFE HA HA
★ quero você como eu quero - wake up in a parallel universe play post-depositions wherein I am emo forever
★ A Second Shot - A/J hitman Andrew fic and Jesse is his target and there is plot and I love it
★ untitled - I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A GOOD PERSON OKAY warning for underage age difference
★ Fortune and Men's Eyes - THE LEGENDARY PRINCE EDUARDO FIC
★ untitled - C&D are convinced that Mark belongs with Eduardo and figure that Mark has a secret relationship and tries to break off that secret relationship off.... unbeknownst to them, the secret relationship is with Eduardo :D

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south park

2015-10-09T18:12:32Z

LAST UPDATED: 2012

★ I've been reading South Park fic since 2008, and it's pretty much the oldest fandom for me on this journal, so a handful of these recs are more nostalgic for me than anything. They're still a part of my favorites, though.
★ Pairings are referenced with their fanon portmanteaus (e.g. "Style" for Stan/Kyle; "Candy" for Cartman/Wendy.) Parentheticals are side/background pairings.
★ General warning for liberal usage of slurs in many of these stories, as is wont for anything South Park-related.

Authors

seaouryou | herostratic
☆ best known for ☆
favorite (2)

Because You're Always There by Cinvxten
Style, PG-13, chaptered
After a horrible car crash, Stan is hospitalized for over a year. But soon, he and his boyfriend Kyle begin to wonder why Stan hasn't been released yet. What is it that the doctors and his parents aren't telling him?

A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou
Style, PG-13, oneshot
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Fall in Light by MiaouJones
Cryde, R, chaptered
Craig has never cared about being good at anything—not until last summer, when he realized he wanted to be good at what he's doing right now: he wants to be good at Clyde. He's pretty good but there's still a lot he doesn't know, like whether they go too far sometimes. Clyde says it's never too much...but Craig thinks he only says that because it hasn't been yet. More importantly: if it's not too much, couldn't that also mean it's not enough?

Flipside by hollycomb
Style, R, chaptered
Evil Kyle from "Spookyfish" and regular Kyle swap places due to a mishap. Regular Kyle is terrified and desperate to get back to his normal universe, whereas the "evil" Kyle senses opportunity.

Friday Night by formerdinosaur
Style, NC-17, oneshot
Stan still gets nervous about Friday night football games, but he's got 'sleepovers' with Kyle to look forward to afterward.

How Long Till Your Surrender? by wettermark
Kyman, (Cryde), NC-17, oneshot [long]
Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.

The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou
Gen, Kenny-centric, (Candy)
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either.

Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou
Style, Candy, PG-13, chaptered
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

odd combinations by kyleisgod
Gen, PG-13, oneshot
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously.

Red String by thepinkstriper
Style, (Bunny), (Candy), R, chaptered, discontinued
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

The Scenic Route by hollycomb
Style, (Bunny), (Candy), NC-17, chaptered
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.

Short Stories with Tragic Endings by FaeryGoddyss
Style, (Stan/Bebe), PG-13, chaptered
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends.

Sparkle by Clara
Style, PG-13, oneshot [long]
Kyle is infected with a very telling affliction, except it’s telling all the wrong things. Everyone always knew it would happen. Oneshot. Style. Rated for a liberal use of offensive language.

Three-Legged Race For Sprained Ankle Awareness Bake-Off by SekritOMG
Style, PG-13, oneshot [long]
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

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one direction

2015-10-04T16:35:57Z

YEARS ACTIVE: 2012 - 2013

★ Equal-opportunity reader, emotionally partial to certain pairings
★ Pairings are listed in alphabetical order, with the exception of crossover pairings, where the 1D member will be listed first. Parentheticals are side/background pairings.

Authors

threeturn \| threeturn ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	teaboytoaliens \| thistidalwave ☆ & omgcp & hockey rpf ☆ favorite (2) (3)	strawberryfinn ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)
singlecatastrophe ☆ only has 2 nc-17 lirry fics up :( ☆ favorite (the other one's good too)	Randominity ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	lazy_daze \| lazy_daze ☆ best known for ☆ favorite
intherubble \| intherubble ☆ best known for ☆ & exo ☆ favorite	daisysusan \| daisysusan ☆ best known for ☆ favorite (2)	BlackWave ☆ best known for ☆ (other) favorite (2)

Alguien Te Quiere...Y Alguien Soy Yo (Someone Loves You, And That Someone Is Me) by aguantare
Niall-centric, G, oneshot [long]
Niall learns, when he’s five years old, that people, even the ones that mean the most to you, walk away.

Building Castles in the Air by el_em_en_oh_pee
Liam/Niall, G, oneshot [long]
Liam is overwhelmed by his bootcamp roommate, who is loud and friendly and so totally up-front about what he wants out of this competition.
"I plan on winning," Niall says, twenty seconds after introducing himself, slinging his duffel bag down on his bed. "Touring. Playing my guitar, you know. Selling albums. Maybe working with Justin Bieber, if I'm lucky."

but forget maybe by brojan
Harry/Liam, R, oneshot [long]
basically the concept for this was a "harry styles is jesse lacey" AU. in execution this really just means harry, louis, and zayn have instruments and i stole a lot of brand new lyrics (so if you don't know who jesse lacey or brand new are, sad, but not important for this fic). songs are listed at the end.

Crawl Into Your Atmosphere by spibsy
Niall/Zayn, (Harry/Louis), (Liam/Louis), PG-13, oneshot [long]
Niall doesn't see it coming. Zayn's on the football team. Niall's in marching band. This isn't supposed to happen, except... then it does.

The Difference Between Knowing and Knowing by luxover
Liam/Zayn, NC-17, oneshot [long]
“They say I’m in a band,” Liam tells his mom. He squeezes his eyes shut, his phone pressed tight against his ear. “I don’t even remember any of it.” In which Liam gets temporary amnesia and forgets things even more important than the fact that he's in a band.

Harry Styles, Fangirl at Large by biggrstaffbunch
Gen (Harry/Louis and Liam/Zayn as parody devices), G, oneshot
In which Harry wakes up as a fangirl, and hijinks ensue.

Heart Skips A Beat by harriet_vane
Liam/Louis, (Harry/Zayn), PG-13, oneshot [long]
Harry always kisses everyone, until he starts something he can't finish. (A university AU in which no one goes to class. I am noticing a trend.)

(I was dead before) I hit the floor by brokendrums
Harry/Niall/Zayn, R, oneshot [long]
Niall's a spy, travelling the world and enjoying a life of luxury but sometimes there's nothing he likes more than going home and crawling into bed with his best friend Harry. Then he meets Zayn, who's far better at the spy business than he is and things begin to get a little bit complicated.

If I Was Your Boyfriend, I'd Never Let You Go by estrella30
Harry/Liam, R, oneshot [long]
“Harry, you essentially just told my sister that we’re dating.”
“Pretty much,” Harry says, and grins. “Champagne?”
in other words, pretending to be boyfriends fic

just a teenage dirtbag, baby by tesselated
Niall/Zayn, (Liam/Danielle), R, oneshot [long]
“You think I should hook up with Niall, don’t you?” Zayn asks suddenly, turning to stare at Harry. He chokes on his coffee, and Zayn smiles despite herself.
“We kind of want you to…I don’t know, you’ve always seemed so suited for each other. We’ve kind of always thought you two should…get married or something.” He shrugs, and Zayn stares at him blankly for a moment before bursting into hysterical laughter.
Harry smiles, rolling his eyes, and says, “Yeah, we thought you’d react like that.”

Lost In The Thrill Of It All by wasp
Niall/Zayn, (Liam/Louis), (Harry/Caroline), R, oneshot [long]
She’s in her uniform, the collar buttoned up to her throat, her sleeves bare. The colours of her tattoos contrast starkly with the blue of her material and Niall wants to touch.

Nice Boy Seeks Same For Hook-Up by LittleMousling
Harry/Louis, NC-17, oneshot [long]
Louis wants to lose his virginity but doesn't want anyone at school to know he's gay. In order to finally get with a guy, he posts an ad on Craigslist.
Harry Styles answers.

A Place in the Sun by harriet_vane
Liam/Louis, (Harry/Niall), (Zayn/Perrie), R, oneshot [long], part of a longer series
Louis is looking forward to spending the whole summer with Harry and his friends, working at a summer camp, drinking and being generally stupid. But there's a new counselor who's actually read the rulebook, and he's going to ruin everything.

Some Nights I'm Scared You'll Forget Me Again by pukeandcry
Zayn/Niall, (Louis/Harry), PG-13, oneshot [long]
Zayn stifles a groan. He’s not terribly surprised -- Harry’d been mooning over Louis since the day they met three years ago when Zayn had moved into the house next to him -- but he’d been hoping that Harry would eventually get over it and redirect his attention to someone else. This development does not bode well for that turn of events, though. (High School AU)

this is no bridget jones → a better place cannot be found by nicheinhischest
Niall/Zayn, (Liam/Zayn), (Liam/Danielle), (Harry/Louis), PG-13, chaptered
“Harry," Zayn feels like he’s losing it, "Harry, you know my life isn't a romantic comedy, right? No matter how much you try and make it one."
"Please, I've seen Love, Actually like... thirty times," Harry says, grinning. "This is going to be so much better.”

(I'll See You) When I Fall Asleep by badjujuboo
Harry/Liam, (Liam/Zayn), NC-17, oneshot [long]
He smokes and drinks scotch and hates doing both. There was a time before when he wouldn't have touched the stuff. There was a time when he treated his body like a temple and coveted his voice like nothing else. There was a time where he stood in front of hundreds and could talk for three hours - but that was different.
That was a long time ago.

Will You Still Call Me Superman by el_em_en_oh_pee
Harry/Liam, (Niall/Zayn), PG-13, oneshot [long]
When Harry opens his locker, there's a box wrapped in blue tissue paper, wound messily in a skinny white ribbon, just sitting on top of his textbooks. A piece of paper taped to the top of the box reads To Harry,
Happy Christmas! I noticed how you're always chewing on your pencils in class so I thought this might help!
-Your Secret ~~Admir~~ Santa xx
In which Harry has an overwhelming crush on Liam, the nicest, coolest guy in school, and his friends aren't very supportive of the pain his crush causes him. The jerks.

you just keep on trying (until you run out of cake) by kisforkurama
OT5, PG-13, oneshot [long]
Why would a bakery have a fandom? Because the bakery is staffed by 5 really pretty boys and it also serves really good pastries. Why would a bakery have a Naked Server Night? Because . . . the bakery is staffed by 5 really pretty boys and the proceeds are going to a charity?

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the social network

2015-10-04T00:50:33Z

LAST UPDATED: 13 April 2017
All are Eduardo/Mark. Additional pairings noted.
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Albatross by forsanethaec
PG-13, oneshot [long]
[TSN/Lost fusion.] Two years after the lawsuit ends, Mark and Eduardo are both flying on Oceanic Airways Flight 815 when it crashes on a mysterious tropical island. A story about starting over, surviving together and finding one another along the way.

almost finally, finally by fledmusic
NC-17, oneshot [long]
Sequel to these things get louder. The first year of Mark and Eduardo's long-distance romance, featuring PDAs in formal wear, revelations about cookies, drama over Facebook info updates, and realizations that absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder quite so much as it makes the heart grow frustrated.

And everything nice by noelia_g
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Prompt: The one where Mark somehow ends up with a child and of course needs a nanny for the amount of time he spends at the office. Only problem is a string of nannys keep trying to get into his pants for what he assumes is his money. Cue Mark's assistant hiring a male nanny, enter Eduardo.

Boy Falls From The Sky by lc2l
PG-13, oneshot [long]
In which Divya Narendra is an evil mastermind, Sean Parker seems like a supervillain and Eduardo can't go to Palo Alto because he's too busy in New York being Spiderman.

A Closetful of Dildos by lifeisrandom34
(+ Erica/Dustin) PG-13, oneshot [long]
Erica is oddly fascinated with the mysterious, and attractive, boy who just moved in next to her. Why does he come and go at such strange times? Who is he always having frantic midnight phone calls with? What’s up with his weird redheaded friend who won’t leave Erica alone? Most importantly, can Erica escape her overbearing older sister for long enough to help two idiots admit they’re in love and maybe have a life of her own at some point?

Complication With Optimistic Outcome by SwordsMagician (yayuzue)
(+ Erica/Cameron, Christy/OMC, OCs) PG-13, oneshot [long]
People can't quite put their finger on what it is about Mark Zuckerberg. (Or, you don't get to rewrite the past without making a few ripples.)

Cryptography For Beginners by thedeadparrot
NC-17, oneshot [long]
A few years after the depositions, Mark sends Eduardo an e-mail. Now Eduardo just needs to figure out what it says.

From Cover to Cover by abriata
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Mark is a famous novelist and Eduardo is his agent.

The House I Grew Up In by wardo_wedidit
PG-13, oneshot [long]
An ancient Brazilian myth causes Eduardo to de-age during finals, leaving Mark, Chris, and Dustin to take care of him until he turns back. Cuteness and angst ensue.

House of Cards by Daydreamnation
(+ Erica/Christy) R, oneshot [long]
Mark is part of a group of independent criminals recruited by an unknown organization to frame renowned millionaire Eduardo Saverin for leading a criminal organization. His task is to charm the target, win his trust, and get Eduardo to invest in a project that will link him to illicit activities. However, the situation is more complicated than Mark expected, and not everything is as it seems.

If I could take it all back then I would (But I won't) by salvadore
NC-17, oneshot [long]
Eduardo wakes up and he's back in the Palo Alto house. Again. And again. Worst of all - he's not the only one who knows what's going on.

mockingbirds by orphan_account
PG-13, chaptered
Eduardo's got a child whose mission is to make those silly adults come to their senses.

Technosocial [One Foot On the Ground » Pacific Time » Reboot & (One.Five/Two.Five)] by Poose
(+ Mark/OMC, Eduardo/OMC) NC-17, series (all chronologically linked above for convenience)
Mark is a huge slut, and so on.

The Perverse Clarity of Nostalgia by pasdexcuses
PG-13, oneshot [long]
It is so, so unfair. Eduardo would have given everything to have this moment, way back when. He had wished, wanted, hoped for Mark to be there for him.
And now Mark is, and Eduardo can’t feel it anymore.

Pilea involucrata by fledmusic
R, oneshot [long]
Eduardo turns into a plant. Mark learns some things about friendship and plants. ...Or something.

Powerless by wordgasmic
R, oneshot [long]
With two injured wrists, Mark can’t do much. And there’s no limit on what Eduardo will do to take care of him.

Sky That's Always Blue by abriata
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Prompt: Eduardo has always had an affinity with the weather - odd things, like always being warm; knowing when it will rain/snow and it even pays off with friends - Mark is never cold when Eduardo is happy (flip-flops in the snow, for example). But it has never been a weird thing. Until the dilution - suddenly the weather is playing up in a major way, unseasonal weather - spring never arriving! - and odd bouts of weather for the people that have upset Eduardo (for example - Peter's house floods; Sean nearly gets hit with lightening five times and it seems to snow over the Facebook offices). Initially Mark doesn't notice, but everyone else does, and initially there is no obvious connection. Until the depositions and Mark just can't help but notice that the weather seems to react to Eduardo's moods. So Mark has to bring spring back :D

The star to every wandering bark by noelia_g
R, oneshot [long]
Prompt: Eduardo and Mark are slowly working on regaining their friendship when Eduardo realises he's falling in love. Cue angsting about not wanting to ruin their fragile friendship, and Eduardo might be willing to be friends, but how can he trust Mark not to break his heart?

A Teenager In Love by roofpizza
PG-13, oneshot [long]
High school AU in which Eduardo is in love with Mark and he doesn't know Mark loves him back AND JUST THERE'S A LOT OF FEELINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SEX I GUESS

Threads by abriata
R, chaptered
Eduardo marries Mark to avoid getting deported. Five years later, he wants a divorce. Mark is not okay with this.

Throw Your Back Into It by jibrailis
NC-17, oneshot
Sex is not the enemy. Except when it is.
The one where Mark is a slut, Eduardo has performance anxiety, and there are cross-country booty calls.

Trivial Pursuits by fairy_tale_echo
G, oneshot [long]
But the top two players are always the same: E.S. and M.Z. None of the other players ever rank anywhere near them, it’s always just the two of them: Eduardo in first place and Mark just a few hundred points behind. No matter how long he plays or how well he does, every god-damn day he comes in second to Eduardo.
(or: the one where Mark and Wardo reconnect, learn how to work as a team, and it turns out trivia isn't trivial at all.)

Unexpected Relations by grim_lupine
R, chaptered
It’s true, there’s remarkably little awkwardness between Mark and him. Maybe it’s because they’re both mature enough to work past any that might arise, for the sake of their parents. Maybe it’s because Eduardo can see that Mark is a better person than he seems to think he is, and Mark doesn’t care that Eduardo doesn’t always feel like being kind and giving, that sometimes he just wants to say exactly what he’s thinking.
Maybe it’s because they’d both been looking for the kind of friend that would understand them fully, and it just so happened that this is the way they met.

What You See Is What You Get by a_jejune_star
R, oneshot [long]
“Mark’s vaguely amused as he watches Eduardo nest. That’s what it has to be. Mark’s seen bears less maternal than this guy.” Mark and Eduardo adopt a litter of orphaned kittens. Angst and pseudo domestication ensues.

Whispers in the Dark by wordgasmic
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Summer Camp AU. Mark’s mom sends him to camp to get him out of his room for the summer, and Mark is determined to be miserable the entire time he’s there, but can’t quite swing it once Eduardo enters the picture.
Written as a fill for this tsn_kinkmeme prompt.

winters have come and gone by irrelephance
PG-13, oneshot
Mark and Eduardo find Narnia in a closet.

write it on the skyline by thisissirius
PG-13, dissociation, oneshot [long]
Chris bullies Mark away from the computer, fights him with words and angry gestures, tells him to get the fuck away from this stuff, I mean it like it’s detrimental to Mark’s health to be trying to find his best friend.

X Marks the Spot (Where A Boy Used to Be) by devoidly
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Written for this prompt at the tsn_kinkmeme, which demanded a crossover between Boy A and The Social Network, in which Eduardo Saverin is a newly released, young convict who for his own safety got send to Harvard.

Your Bed's Too Big For The Room It's In by figuline
NC-17, oneshot [long]
Mark needs Eduardo, so he hires people to kidnap him from Singapore

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xiaolin showdown

2015-10-03T20:36:25Z

LAST UPDATED: 2012
Cling by sourgummies
Raimundo & Omi, G, flashfic
Raimundo thinks he hates Omi sometimes; hates his stupid arrogance and perfectness and how Raimundo ALWAYS has to look out for him.

Friends and Enemies by Scribbler
Gen, PG-13, oneshot
Omi is having trouble readjusting after the events in 'Time After Time'.

Jack Spicer Wants to Take Over the World by DrPatiencesSecretary
Gen, PG-13, chaptered
All Jack wants to take over the world! Not Ice Land, not Fiji THE WHOLE WORLD! Now, he's looking for an alternative to the ever-failing Shen Gong Wu to do it. He's back to the Robots and all hilarious heck is about to break loose!

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pokemon

2015-10-03T20:35:21Z

LAST UPDATED: 2015
moments through an hourglass by kitsuneasika
Silver/Kotone (Lyra), Green/Silver, Green/Red, PG-13, oneshot
For three years, Kotone writes and Silver waits and Green listens.

Puppet's Void by Volleybird
OFF AU, Red, Red's pikachu, PG-13, oneshot
Pikachu believes that he's saving the world, but he isn't.

Rapture by manhattanmartini
Black, Touya, R, rape mention, oneshot
The first time it happened, Black didn't know why Cheren was shying away from him whenever they met.

Red Potter by DainoChild
Red/Green, Gold/Silver, assorted others, Harry Potter AU, PG-13 (R in some places), chaptered, work in progress
Red is a wizard, and so-called Chosen One everybody wants to destroy the evil Team Rocket. All he wants to do is play with his pokemon and make out with Green.

Spring Will Come, in Time by manhattan
Black/White, PG, oneshot, oneshot
She listens to him talk until the clouds part, until dawn greets them with pale sunshine, until Black’s head droops and leans on her shoulder.

This Song Of Mine in Three-Quarter Time by chocolateowls
Cheren/Bianca, NC-17, oneshot
Shopping for Cheren is a nightmare, but Bianca hopes a personal gift will do just fine.

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marvel cinematic universe

2015-10-03T20:29:16Z

LAST UPDATED: 2012

5 Ways Logan Fixed Everything (Like a Boss) by Starlingthefool
Gen, Erik/Charles, Alex/Hank, PG-13, oneshot
What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan?
(In which Logan solves everyone's problems through snark and BAMFery.)

Certain Defects by Starlingthefool
Erik/Charles, Alex/Hank, NC-17, chaptered (incomplete)
What is madness, but nobility of soul at odds with circumstance?
-Theodore Roethke
A series of related vignettes that follow 5 Ways Logan Fixed Everything (Like A Boss)

If You Liked The Book, You'll Hate The Movie by paperclipbitch
Erik/Charles, Alex/Hank, other various, PG-13, chaptered
Modern-Day High School AU. It’s not until Hank realises half the class are glancing towards the back of the classroom with something like nerves and something like schadenfreude that he finds out Alex Summers is back.

The Masked Man (Who Has Everything) by Traincat
Erik/Charles, Alex/Hank, M, oneshot
The one where Erik is Batman, and Charles is kidnapped roughly once a week.

'til you fall from grace by paperclipbitch
Alex/Hank, PG-13, oneshot
AU. Alex is not judging, Alex cannot judge anyone because he's so fucking lame he can't even freak out medical students.

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harry potter (other)

2015-10-03T20:27:51Z

LAST UPDATED: 2013

Authors

peskywhistpaw | peskywhistpaw
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evansentranced | evansentranced
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Gen - Chaptered

Court Ordered Diet by SurplusImagination
Dudley and Harry, PG-13
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquency.

Hit The Ground Running by Tozette
AU as in alternate reality (PS/SS), PG-13, completed
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings.

Real World by suppi-kero-chans
non-magical AU (sort of), contains H/D and Americanisms, PG-13
Harry wakes up after being unconscious for a month and learns that his parents are alive, there is no Voldemort, and magic does not exist. This is the real world...right?

Gen - Oneshots

Dudley Dursley and the Elusive Difference by kahvi
Dudley Dursley, R
Dudley is intersex, outwardly appearing male. Vernon and Petunia choose to keep this fact from everyone. Even Dudley.

Elements of Family by Kerrymdb
Percy Weasley, PG-13
Elements of Family, or Five Times Percy Weasley Didn't Love his Family and one time he did. There were plenty of times in Percy Weasley's life when he wished he was an only child.

insurgere by SilverPard
Tom Riddle AU, PG
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Knights by Odyssea
Ron Weasley, G
The impact of chess on Ron Weasley's life.

Ouroboros by lettered
Ensemble, G
"Everyone keeps saying how trite and sappy and lame the epilogue of Deathly Hallows is. I find it CREEPY. Here is why."

Other Pairings

Fellytone by Wohitzi
Ron/Hermione, G, oneshot
In which Ron feels self-conscious about phoning Hermione and isn't sure why.

Portraits by Sache8
Dean/Luna, G, oneshot
She was like a Patronus. Pale, airy, and impervious to despair.

Thirty-Five Owls by Letterblade
Dumbledore/Grindelwald, M, chaptered
(being a correspondence between Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore, Grand Sorcerer, etc., and the prisoner Gellert Grindelwald, of some decades in length)

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harry potter (nextgen)

2015-10-03T20:19:37Z

ACTIVE YEARS: 2011

Albus Severus/Scorpius

Appreciation by perculious
PG-13, oneshot
Albus has been having some strange feelings lately, so he decides to talk to his best friend about it. Scorpius has some ideas about how to deal with the problem.

Better Than You by mysecretashes
NC-17, chaptered
Denial is really pointless.

Burnt Grounds by maenhi
PG-13, chaptered
Due to an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. He needs help with his studies while the teacher comes up with an antidote. Surprisingly, Albus volunteers to be his guide. It turns out that Albus also needs Scorpius's help with something.

By the Book by sarcasticpixie
PG-13, oneshot [long]
Scorpius Malfoy was thirteen when his parents divorced. He’d always known it would happen someday, but he didn’t expect it to be so bloody loud.

Folie a Deux by Persepolis130
R, additional Harry/Draco, chaptered
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it.

Hold the Phone by nursedarry
R, oneshot
The prompt was a very drunk Scorpius dials Al and tells him dirty/lame jokes and it leads to something more. No prior relationship, preferable. I think I’ve got that in here.

Irradiance by melusinahp
R, chaptered
Al starts Hogwarts knowing exactly who he is and what he wants from life. When the things he takes for granted fall away, he holds fast to the one truth that remains -- he loves Scorpius and he'll do whatever it takes to keep him safe.

Little Broken Hearts by kennahijja
NC-17, noncon, oneshot [long]
The fires of the past burn brightest.

Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced
R, chaptered
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous.

Penitence by dysonrules
NC-17, chaptered
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin.

Splits in the Skin by hereticalvision
Infidelity (lots), orgies, additional hinted at Harry/Draco, NC-17, oneshot
Hugo's been obsessed with Scorpius Malfoy for about as long as Al's been dating him, but at this year's Weasley family Christmas he's going to find out there's a lot he didn't realise, even that time he and Scorpius fooled around with Al watching…

The Evil Devil Child and the Perfect Gift by who_la_hoop
NC-17, additional Harry/Draco, incest, underage, orgies, oneshot [long]
When Scorpius Malfoy – Legilimens-extraordinaire, perfect son and all-round kinky little bastard – discovers that his father harbours a certain fantasy involving Harry Potter, a submissive attitude and a priceless antique dining table, he sets out to make his father’s dreams come true. And if succeeding in his mission involves putting up with a naked, willing Albus Severus? Well, that’s a price that Scorpius will just have to pay.

the polyjuice diaries by otempora01
PG, oneshot
James and Albus Severus Potter have an argument over who has the harder life and, with the help of Rose Weasley and some Polyjuice Potion, they’re about to find out that nothing works out quite as planned.

the world has its shine (i would drop it on a dime) by otempora01
PG-13, chaptered
Scorpius may have joined the Aurors of his own free will, but he stayed for Albus Severus.

Up to Something by mysecretashes
PG-13, oneshot
Albus has a date, and James is determined to find out who it is.

we held gold dust in our hands by otempora01
R, oneshot [long]
His father warned him to stay away from anyone named Potter, but telling Scorpius to stay away from Albus Severus is like telling peanut butter to stay away from the roof of your mouth: useless and pretty damn impossible.

Other

A Demonstration of Christmas Spirit by kitty_fic
James/Albus, underage incest, NC-17, oneshot
How do Slytherins prove their Christmas Spirit and get the gift they really want?

you always hurt the ones you love by otempora01
James/Teddy, PG, oneshot [long]
Just because James couldn’t have him didn’t mean that Victoire could.

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harry potter (draco/harry)

2015-10-03T19:59:24Z

This post needs a major facelift since I've been reading Drarry again. Idk if I still stand by all the recs here, but my more recent recs can be found at potterwatch (and in my AO3 bookmarks of course.)

LAST UPDATED: 2011

Authors

faithwood | faithwood
☆ read all of their h/d pls ☆
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dysonrules | cheryldyson
☆ read all of their h/d pls ☆
favorite (2)

Bond by Anna Fugazzi
AU after OotP, NC-17, chaptered
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one.

Eclipse by Mijan
AU after OotP, PG-13, chaptered
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins.

Glamour by silentauror
EWE, cissexism, NC-17, oneshot [long]
On his final assignment for Year One of the Ministry's Auror training program, Harry is to assist Draco Malfoy as he attempts a month-long disguise for a Stealth requirement, an attempt which ultimately reveals more than it conceals.

Hermione Granger's Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by waspabi
Alternate Canon, NC-17, chaptered
'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

if wishes were fishes by two_if_by_sea
G, oneshot
five things draco malfoy never finds in the room of requirement.

Irresistible Poison by Rysenn
AU after GoF, PG-13, chaptered
A Harry/Draco SLASH romance. Under the influence of a love potion, Draco learns that poison doesn't always bring death -- there are other ways to suffer and live. Chemical emotion runs feverish as Harry and Draco discover the intoxication of love.

Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton
EWE, eighth year, PG-13, oneshot [long]
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Master Work by mahaliem
EWE, eighth year, R, oneshot [long]
Harry's eighth-year at Hogwarts is going about as well as all the others. Someone is out to get him, Aurors keep questioning him about the final battle and, worst of all, Draco is determined to repay his life debt to Harry.

No Other Superstar by lettered
NC-17, oneshot [long]
Draco is sort of fucked up. Harry is sort of fucked up and really really famous. Together they fight crime! Not in this fic, though. In this fic they have sex.

Of Fates Entwined: A Story of Love Lost and Found by taradiane
EWE, post-Hogwarts, NC-17, oneshot [long]
Harry Potter vanished without a trace from his home on a warm summer morning in June 2004. This is the story of how a random visit in a cafe on the other side of the world, six years later, proved that the ties which entwine our fates together can never be broken.

Perfect Day by scrtkpr
EWE, post-Hogwarts, R, oneshot [long]
One day can change everything.

The Arc of the Pendulum by brummell
werewolf!Harry, NC-17, oneshot [long]
After his father casts a mysterious curse on Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is forced to try to make things right.

The Cuckoo's Egg in the Blithering Humdinger's Nest by b00kaddict
EWE, eighth year, PG, oneshot [long]
Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them.

The Empty House by hollycomb
R, oneshot [long]
AU, Harry is separated from his friends during the war and stumbles into an empty cabin that happens to belong to the Malfoy family.

The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna
EWE, eighth year, PG-13, oneshot [long]
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco.

The Pure and Simple Truth by lettered
PG, chaptered length
Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

Trajectories by bookshop
EWE, eighth year, PG, oneshot [long]
Rembrandt's phrase in describing his painting: "Die meeste ende di naetureelste beweechgelickheijt", can be translated as greatest, most natural movement (emotion or motive).

Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart
EWE, eighth year, PG-13, chaptered
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Unexpected: A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin
EWE (with Rose Weasley), R, oneshot [long]
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry (much to his dismay) is sent to Draco, who believes he’s caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

Unsinkable by dark_branwen
Titanic AU, NC-17, oneshot [long]
She was the jewel of the White Star Line and a marvel of modern, Muggle innovation. She was the history-making Titanic, and while her story is known far and wide, there is another story that has never before been told. Of Draco Malfoy, a fallen, hunted aristocrat, who has chosen to flee Britain and go into hiding from the magical world. And of Harry Potter, steerage class and unregistered wizard, who is traveling to meet his friends and the mother of his young child in America. When Draco senses another magical presence on board, he seeks it out, thinking he is in danger. But what he finds is Harry and with him, danger of an entirely different kind.

Water From A Stone by lomonaaeren
EWE, eighth year, R, chaptered
Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of the Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. And then discovers that he could have chosen an easier task than the one he did. Such as climbing Mount Everest.

Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop
EWE, eighth year, NC-17, chaptered
Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

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avatar: the last airbender & the legend of korra

2015-10-03T19:56:40Z

LAST UPDATED: 2011

Control and Other Illusions by terajk
Azula/Ty Lee, PG-13, oneshot
Prompt details: "Azula doesn't like the mind-healers, but trying to 'fix' her attraction to women is going much too far."

Man to Man by KyattonoEdo
Zuko & Sokka, PG-13, oneshot
Set right after The Boiling Rock. Sokka and Zuko decide to go on a fishing trip to bond like the manly men they are.

Princess for a Day by ScuttlebuttInc
Zuko/Sokka, PG-13, chaptered
A shopping trip provides a unique bonding experience for Sokka and Zuko when a particular unexpected secret is revealed.

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super junior

2015-10-03T19:17:48Z

ACTIVE YEARS: 2010 - 2012

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thundersquall | thundersquall
☆ paperbrushes ☆ & hockey rpf ☆
favorite (2) (3)

sellmyseoul
☆ masterlist ☆ kihae ☆
favorite

Centuries of Experience, or "Do I Dazzle You?" by sellmyseoul
Kibum/Donghae, PG-13, oneshot
(AU) Donghae has many reasons to believe that Kim Kibum, the new kid in his class, is a vampire. (Twilight parody)

Childhood Tales by featherie
Kangin/Leeteuk, PG, oneshot
In Youngwoon's eyes, girls are gorgeous bitches and guys make awesome punching bags. And somewhere along the lines comes everlasting friends.

Coagulation by xdespondence
Kangin/Leeteuk, M, oneshot [long]
“He likes fixing broken things, you know. Televisions, bicycles—and people. Youngwoon likes fixing people. And you were just so broken and he was so ready to take on this new project, but I swear, Jungsu, he didn’t know it at the time, but he had completely fallen for you.”

he's got that crooked smile by addandsubtract
Kibum/Spencer Smith, PG-13, oneshot
You take the first plane out, three weeks after, and Heechul texts you at 5:30 am while you’re sitting in the terminal, waiting for the boarding call.

he's not superman, he must be mama boy by aronnax (lj deleted; part of the archival project)
Super Junior M (gen), PG-13, oneshot
"Justice League of SJM!" Han Geng announced. "We have an emergency! Heechul's been kidnapped."

Henry Lau's P.O.V. Fanfiction Series by henrysminihompy
Henry-centric, PG-13, chaptered, discontinued
Henry gets to use the internet over at the Super Junior dorm. Like, finally! And he starts rambling about random things, whatever he could since he thinks he's popular for all the wrong reasons in Korea now.

i'm a free bitch, baby by aronnax (lj deleted; part of the archival project)
OT15 (gen), PG-13, oneshot
Han Geng files a lawsuit, and it's the end of the world.

karma police by ategato
Various implied, PG, oneshot
There is no way Han Geng's tiny Beijing apartment is big enough for all of this.

kick me, and other romantic overtures by thedayafter
Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, PG-13, oneshot [long]
Sungmin plays a prank, with interesting results. Kyuhyun can't figure out whether this is a good thing or a really, really bad one. College AU. Also, online dating.

Kyuhyun Reunites Super Junior From Beyond The Grave by aronnax (lj deleted; part of the archival project)
OT15 (gen), PG-13, oneshot
At the time when it happened, Super Junior had already been through a lot of things - member abandonments, Heechul's singing, lawsuits, DUIs, badly concealed gay scandals, an incredibly tacky sixth album, swine flu - things from which you'd never expect a boyband to recover.

Leap of Faith (tell me you love me?) by tarmenel
Kyuhyun/Yesung, R, oneshot [long]
The first time Yesung kisses Kyuhyun, he thinks nothing of it.

Metaphorically Speaking by dokutoku_ai
Various implied, PG-13, oneshot
“He sparkles!” said Donghae brightly, and spooned some more rice onto the boy’s plate.

Of Evil Sisters and Sexting by kpoppin (hosted on mediafire)
Various, R, oneshot
TO: Cho Kyuhyun FROM: ME! Hey, do you have the bio notes?

Saving Private Sungmin, and then some by genisaurion
Various, PG-13, oneshot [long]
Sungmin is discovered to have a rare mutation that would make all of his offspring geniuses, physically beautiful, and nearly immortal. His sperm becomes the most valuable substance on earth, and it's up to the rest of Super Junior to protect him from the crazies at all costs.

Sit at my table by static_abyss
Kyuhyun/Yesung, PG, oneshot
Jongwoon falls in line with the people heading to the bus stops or the trains and watches them. No one ever looks back at him.

Super Junior Is Now Online by kpoppin (hosted on mediafire)
Various, PG-13, oneshot
Super Junior, meet instant messaging. Watch out, world.

This School Isn’t Big Enough For The Fifteen of Us by dokutoku_ai
Various, PG-13, oneshot
“I don’t know,” said Shindong. “Do you get the feeling that everyone else is just using this as a chance to have sex someplace different than usual?”

Virtual Pink Sparkling Hearts by kpoppin (hosted on mediafire)
Kyuhyun/Yesung, PG, oneshot
Most people start conversations with a wave. A hello. A smile. A hug.

we are vindicated (and selfish) by onewhomust
OT15 (gen), various implied, PG-13, oneshot
A day in the life of Super Junior’s Facebook feed.

you are the moon by paralyzing_time
Kibum/Donghae, PG, oneshot
kibum wonders what donghae’s voice sounds like.

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snazzy jazz solo

2015-10-03T18:18:20Z

As someone who is in and reads for many fandoms, naturally I come bearing recs! Of course, I'm a pretty prideful person so I'm proud of the fics that I like and want EVERYONE to read them, so they can come to me being like why did you tell me to read this thing, oh my god, I'm a mess and this was so good and I just sit back and sort of smugly go, I know. That's the type of person I am.

My AO3 bookmarks are a comprehensive of nearly every fic I've read (exhaustive up to 2015), and my notes are an ongoing adventure of squee and emotions. Here is a guide to navigating my AO3 bookmark tags, recs, and other ways I've organized them.

Updates are at reccings.

I also run a Harry Potter rec comm with necessarian at potterwatch. A link to my posts there are here, though you should look through all the recs for full satisfaction.

★ Here is a list of my favorite authors cross-fandom. ★
★ Here is my ultimate all-time favorites list. ★

( notes and keys )

♥ Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra | 2011 | TV (western animation), G
♥ Haikyuu!! | 2015 | Anime, manga (Japanese animation/comics), PG
♥ Harry Potter - Draco/Harry | 2011 | Books, movies (British-based, American book equivalents), PG-13
♥ Harry Potter - Next Generation | 2011 | See above
♥ Harry Potter - Other (gen, other pairings) | 2011 | See above
♥ Marvel Cinematic Universe | 2013 | Movie series (American), PG-13
♥ Merlin | RPF | 2015 | TV (British), PG-13
♥ One Direction | 2013 | Boy band (British-Irish pop)
♥ Pokemon | 2015 | Video games, anime, manga (Japanese animation/comics), G
♥ The Social Network | RPF | 2018 | Movie (American), PG-13
♥ South Park | 2015 | TV (western animation), R
♥ Super Junior | 2012 | Boy band (Korean pop)
♥ Teen Wolf | 2014 | TV (American), PG-13
♥ Xiaolin Showdown | 2012 | TV (western animation), PG
♥ + Miscellaneous | N/A | one-fic-per-fandom recs

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